Somewhere, USA

Welcome to Somewhere, USA — our fictional hometown and the heart of the USA-1.shop story. This collection brings the satire to life with gear inspired by the people, places, and absurd everyday happenings of our little town. From patriotic staples to tongue-in-cheek designs, each piece is a nod to the spirit of small-town America with a wink of humor.

Whether you’re following our parody newsroom, hanging out at the local diner, or spotting Bigfoot wearing a USA-1 tee, these items let you wear the story and be part of the fun.

More products coming soon.